Donald Trump to Become First American King

Well… First let's agree that America is a continent, which contains three large sub-areas (North, Central and South), and that the USA is just a portion of the northern American territory. I have included a map in case a few of my readers are still confused with the use of the term ‘America’.

North, Central and South America (a.k.a.''America')

Thoughts about the fate of this country under this new, imaginary 'regime'.

On the Political front

This utterly disgusting electoral campaign, where two totally unfit individuals fought with out-of-this-world savagery, ended up in a totally surreal result. Such is the ‘Kafkian’ level of the outcome that I still cannot start to fathom what the impact on the new world ‘order’ will be. An insult to the 'people'. A shameless, pathetic exposure of what truly lies under the country's skin.

Further, the attempt to bring into the House a good number of family members and acolytes of dubious past and intentions is, in my view, a first step to transform a relatively respected country into the largest Banana Republic of the Americas. I would suggest changing ‘USA’ for ‘UBSA’, abbreviation which stands for United Banana States. This would be the first kingdom in All-Americas' post-conquest history.

Kingdom of the United Banana States

Following on the above, I wonder why is it that the the Donald has not yet engaged in crash-course sessions with the likes of Mr. Moral-less or Mr. Nick Ripe or Mr. Dew Terte to take just a few examples. Maybe because these are just not plain ‘white’ as he is? Food for thought since, in this regard, there is a lot to be learned from these gentlemen as regards populism, abuse and instigation of social unrest.

And what about the sidekicks this poor, misfit, egocentric and narcissist individual is appointing as his entourage? A potpourri of white supremacists, conspiracy theorists, trouble-making slobs, former military with mercurial characters that were 'let go' from the Army, as well as biased conservative orthodox. These will keep the US American people stuck to their TV sets, following with fear the outcome of the viper-tongued, immature Ruler's actions so that the commons will forget about the promises made to improve their general (monetary, educational, health) wellbeing.

A reality show will, by all means, be much more interesting. A good business for the pop-corn industry. A few good bucks for the Treasury should it decide to sponsor such decadent TV programs. But a reality show is, strictly speaking, a 'non-reality' show as it only communicates what satisfies the viewers' deeply rooted 'thirst' as well as the producers and actors' pockets (well earned by the way, if they are good, of course).

The Wall Street bankers and Energy sector CEOs will probably manage to keep the boat afloat and, eventually, avoid catastrophic economic wounds resulting from the 'Master’ games.

Король Дональд

So, I say, ‘Donnie’.... Can you be trusted? Because, definitely, I do not trust you a single bit. And this because, even if you don't speak (but spend nights Tweeting like a feverish, immature adolescent), your true colors become evident by simply free associating ‘Tell me who you go with and I will tell you who you are’.

Perhaps Mr. Trump will try to pass a bill for him to be crowned as 'King Trump' or 'King Donald' (or King Kong for that matter)? Although the option does not currently feature in the Constitution, he may want to overrule the Senate’s (likely) opposition. Why not? After all, he would become the first King of the Banana States, hereon in ‘KBS’. What a laugh !!

Looking at the latest events, HM Trump, in his sheer ignorance relative to the need to abide by basic diplomatic rules, opened the door for UKIP’s leader to hold a meeting which (he probably knew, but probably didn’t care) gave a slip-slop-slap to one of his country's longstanding allies’ Prime Minister. So, ‘Tessy’ was left hanging and red-faced in front of the international community. The question is then, why does he need to follow up the strenuous protocol of the handing over process before setting up camp in the White House? I guess that the nation should be spared that agony….

Lately, the Donald has been openly challenging China by his direct approach to Taiwan. China, of course, has started ‘displaying’ a few messages…. I am also eager to see how the relationship with North Korea's Supreme Leader will work. That will be a real treat for the world to watch. I am like a dog, waiting for its Master's cookie.... I can't wait... So, your Excellency, please do it, do it soon, please?

On the other hand, he is also secretly massaging Russia’s privates… Looking at the way Russia manages its internal and external affairs, it seem that a Король Дональд (King Donald) would be following a similar path. Word has it that the KBS will soon be offering Trumptin’ Doughnuts and Eagle Wings as well as Vareniki and Blini at the Белый Дом’s tea parties….

No more info, please !!

On Intelligence
What sort of intelligence are we really talking about? Experts in the complex field asserts that intelligence can only be absorbed by intelligent individuals and that the dismissal of taking advantage of pertinent information translates into a phenomenal opportunity for HM KBS to screw up. But, in his unlimited wisdom (remains to be seen ), the 'Master' reckons that this tedious exercise is totally and utterly unnecessary. No, 'He' says, there is no need because 'I am very intelligent', meaning to say that, at least, the last 10 US Presidents were non-intelligent?

Remember
I am the Master of Apprentices,
I say, Agencies are 'ridiculous',
I am only not only the Law,
I am above the law.
'No rules for Me'...

We have a scenario here in which respected Agencies such as the FBI, the NSA and the CIA could evolve, or maybe simply disappear? I have heard rumors about the creation of eventually parallel institutions which will most likely be renamed as 'Fast Becoming Intrusive', 'Not Sufficiently Annoying' and 'Confidential Information Abuse'..... Do not worry, these terms are not yet been agreed upon. There are many other options under review before coining the final acronym.

HM the King, 'My Way'

Having finally gotten tired of singing the ‘Jailhouse Rock’, the 'Master' is making sure everyone out there remembers the lyrics of ‘My Way’ and 'The Entertainer' (only that he does not really know where he stands....). A true King's inspiration.

On the Economic Front

If the KBS decides to carry on, and acts upon, his threats to impose a 35% tax on companies that produce goods outside the country, I am inclined to believe that, this one banana, he will have to swallow up some anti-nature channel. Why? Not that simple but possible. These entrepreneurs may think about (provisionally) reducing the prices in the same percentage so as to counter the impact of such measure. 

Therefore, the consumer will continue satisfying its needs while the IRS will be left without a penny more than what it gets today. As a consequence, the leadership will need to come up with more sensible (perhaps realistic) measures to increase the nation's resources in order to fund the Obamacare replacement, build the HM's 'Wall', extradite some 250 million immigrants (including their descendants) and start all over again. The Show is expected to be called 'Getting Back On Our Feet, Again’.

As regards the international arena, can Europe live without the USA? Of course it can. Can Central and South America live without the USA? Of course they can. Can Asia live without the USA? Again, of course it can.

As simple as the German companies such as Mercedes Benz and Volkswagen to bring over to Europe the factories they have in the US where they produce parts and assemble some of their models.

Many awaiting for an opportunity

Similarly Mitsubishi, Kia, Hyundai and Honda could do their part as well. Changing tack, think also about Hellmanns’, Unilever, AB Electrolux, British Tobacco and what have you. Simple as, for example, Middle Eastern countries stopping selling their crude or the grain producing countries starting to send their surplus to Africa rather than feeding lousy trading partners.

If the above happens, some countries could potentially benefit from it to rebuild their economies and, in passing, satisfy laudable ambitions such as reaching full employment. This would assist governments to turnaround their negative trade balances and to reduce their debts with the IMF et al. A good opportunity to set up facilities in countries where there is a need for economic growth and stability such as, for example, Spain, Portugal, Greece, Poland, Rumania, Bulgaria, etc….

Lovelier indeed would be to see what would happen in a scenario where China halts the production of USA-patented goods....

So, plenty of opportunities to ‘Make Europe Great Again’.

Better be safe than sorry

I am all for embargoing countries that play foul and/or represent a threat to the world’s population as well as its sustainable future. However, I strongly believe that it is not correct to allow this to happen unilaterally and, even worse, bullying and threatening other countries if these do not follow. A country that embargoes other country or countries must be liable to suffer a similar treatment. This matter should not be subject to negotiation. What is fair, is fair.

Let's this Game begin!

Philosophy

The world is changing. People is tired of professional politicians that make a living out of their ‘jobs’ (rather than work for the ‘people’ they represent) in which a good number of them remain conveniently ‘attached to’ for almost a lifetime. I call it abuse.

We need a change, and I fully support new ideas as well as new ways of doing things. But mind you, these not only need to be good but also be well executed.

The Challenge

Will the Electoral College have the guts to put the Constitution to the test? Will it act as puppets only to do the 'rubber stamping' or will it raise to the occasion by leaving personal and political ambitions to the side and vote for the good of the nation and, eventually the world?

If not, Uncle Donnie (Sam is out of fashion), will you be able to:

To divide or not to divide, that is the conundrum

• Stop swearing?
• Educate yourself and increase the educational level in schools and universities in order for your country’s future generations to be more cultivated and worldly?
• Do the right things for the right reasons?
• Keep your country out of internal and international trouble?
• Deliver on your promises as regards making your country great again (if it ever was) through well thought through and sensible measures and actions?
• Foster unity among your ‘people’?
• Harshly punish racial, religious, political and skin color discrimination, as well as intimidation and physical harm?
• Stop talking about immigrants while the whole country is populated by immigrants (there is no ‘pure’ blood in the territory other than the aborigines that were there long before foreigners came to take their land, their lives and whatever wealth they had by force)?
• Etc......

Commander in Chief.....